When your friend is telling you a secret and someone comes in

 

Do sluts call their private parts “public parts”?

When my mum wants to know who ate all the food

lmaogtfo:

I want a nice body, but then like… food.

That awkward moment when you’re talking and you realize no one cares about what you’re saying.

lmaogtfo:

When you have food in class

When my mom wakes me up:

She’s all like:

And i’m all like:

pardunmyfrench:

My mom doesn’t say that. She says: “MOSOPE! GTFO OF BED! IF YOU MISS YOUR BUS TODAY OHHHHHH!”